A look inside the mind of a mentally depreciating young man
Monday, June 15, 2009
I hate celebrities. They don't deserve all the attention/praise/anything they deserve. Especially money. Why are celebs celebs? Why are they famous? They are just people doing their job. Why isn't my local butcher, Colin, on the cover of Who Weekly? I bet hanging around with him would be a million times more interesting and enjoyable that spending time with vapid whores like Paris Hilton on that skinny bitch...Nicole Richie.
But seriously, celebs sometimes aren't even actors (job), musicians (job) or TV Hosts (job) but are just rich fuckers (ie. Paris). These people are fucking fails at life. And as my iPhone dictionary above states, a celebrity is someone "widely honored and acclaimed" (honoured*). Stupid women like Penelope Cruz are shitty actresses (shit at their OWN PROFESSION) but are still widely known and loved by retards.
Also, them massive "stars" think they are better than everyone else just because they are part of movies. Actors should only be recognised if they play a role EXTREMELY well in a film that is ACTUALLY GOOD. (eg. Keir Dullea as Dr. David Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey or Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs. Hell Jeff Bridges as Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski is amazing.) Come to think of it, you never hear much of really good actor/esse/s but hear of only the shitty ones. The ones who make heaps of dosh doing a poor performance in their workspace and then exploit their person because people recognise them because they are on the silver screen. Why is Alistair MacLeod not a celebrity? He writes fucking incredible short stories.
And just you wait, there'll be yearly anniversaries for Heath's death. Does no one remember Herman Melville's death? It was September 28, 1891. In 2011, I'll have a moment of silence for when the author of my favourite epic novel died, 120 years ago from that day.
To restate, I hate celebrities. They should not exist. Brad Pitt should be treated the same as Colin Butcher (surname is not Butcher, would be cool, though) or a fucking scientist like the one and only Glenn Theodore Seaborg. He's the man.